For Sale

Highly efficient state-of-the-art biodegradable peeing machine.  This 4 month old, one-of-a- kind model, will pee anywhere, anytime, without hesitation.  A particular affinity for bedding and clothing has been documented in our highly sophisticated laboratory tests.  This model will NOT pee on command or at anytime when you happen to be watching, however, turn your back for even a moment and successful watering is guaranteed.   Interested parties should make their bid via comments.  Shipping will be the responsibility of the buyer.  (A waterproof container is highly recommended.) Don't be fooled by the small size!  This is a self-contained, EXTREMELY effective, organic pee producing system. 

FOR SALE 

I posted the above tongue in cheek photo and commentary on my flickr site a few weeks ago.  Now I feel kind of bad as my pup, Chewbaca, somehow injured her right eye over the last few days.  After a visit to the vet this morning I am not sure if she is going to be OK or not.  The vet, an impressive lad of about 12, spent a lot of time thoroughly examining the dog from a distance of about 3 feet.  After climbing down off his skateboard he proceeded to tell me he had seen the problem many times in this type of dog and that it didn't always go well.  If it doesn't clear up on it's own over the next few days she'll have to have a surgical procedure and that, I gather, is the part that doesn't always go well.  I was told I'll have to schedule the surgery far in advance, presumably so that the young vet Sparky can get permission to miss junior high school that day.  I also don't think it's a good sign that the vet's office is next door to a restaurant that specializes in dog meat.  Seriously, that is not a joke.  Positive vibes for the pup please.

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